My Perforated Gal

 A few weeks ago, inspired by Jessica's recent COVID vaccination, I wrote a short song.

[To be sung in an old-timey Al Jolson style]

My Perforated Gal
She's my perforated baby 
And no, I don't mean maybe
She's my perforated gal

She might have a puncture wound
But she still gets me in the mood
Now that she's been vaccinated
Our love's been elevated
She's my perforated gal